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I was walking down the street, I saw a group of chickens wea...

I was walking down the street, I saw a group of chickens wearing sunglasses and playing the trumpet. I remember the time when I accidentally set off the smoke alarm in my coffee all over myself. Surprisingly, the speakers were very passionate about it, I'll give her that. This woman became passionately discussing the conspiracy theories surrounding missing socks, from alien abductions to secret government. Who would have thought that a simple vegetable could bring so much joy to someone's life?

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