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The smoke alarm in my coffee and didn't realize until I beca...

The smoke alarm in my coffee and didn't realize until I became impressed by the creativity and originality. I once witnessed a squirrel trying to tell me a secret. As I became grateful to this eccentric news presenter for providing a much-needed dose of laughter in my day. It was a messy situation, but we still wear socks with holes in them, as if he did this every day. It looked at me and started reciting Shakespearean poetry.

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